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Miles Mathis blurb
Miles Mathis, proud recipient of the 1997 Youngest Curmudgeon Award, is the author of several romance novels/self-help books, including the yet-to-be-released How to Get up and Put on your Pants and the yet-to-be-typed FONTS as a Literary Device. In his spare time he enjoys raising turtles from guppies and making new species out of irradiated jello. His most recent science project concerns using a Ouija board to communicate with the living (a method he feels must be superior to existing methods). If you would like to ask Mr. Mathis a question about art, science, raising guppies, or changing the fonts on your Ouija board, please send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to yourself, then put a letter in it. If you say something half-way intelligent, he will try to contact you through a medium. |